A man and his wife are awaken at 3:00 AM by a loud pounding on the door. The man drags himself out of his warm bed and answers the door. A drunken stranger is standing at the door in the pouring rain and is asking for a push. "Not a chance, it's 3:00 AM and it's raining," exclaimed the man as he slams the door and heads back to his warm bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push."
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"NO! It's 3 in the morning and pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you certainly have a short memory. Do you not remember about 2 months ago when we broke down and a nice gentleman helped us? I think you ought to be ashamed of yourself and you should go help him!"
The man does as he is told and goes out on a cold rainy night to help the man. He calls out in the dark, "Is anyone out there?"
"Yes." The man answers.
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes! Please." Comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" The man called back.
"Over here, on the SWING," replied the drunk.
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