Joe was in big trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really upset.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that from 0 to 200 in under six seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Joe got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the drive way. Confused, she put on her robe, ran outside and brought the gift back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Joe has been missing since Friday.
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