What's in a sign

Downtown is populated with panhandlers.  Just about every street corner, you'll find one....or five.  Here are the some of the most creative signs I've come across:

*Ninjas killed my father.  Need money for kung-fu lessons

*Homeless.  Need Money to buy a home

*Bet you can't hit me with a quarter

*My wife was kidnapped!  98 cents short of the ransom

*I'm not homeless, I'm an urban pioneer

*Pizza and mastercard accepted

*Need rich wife

*Saving for a hooker (this guy was a block off of Colfax.  Go figure)

*Do you adopt?